Is back and now sports a dhuti - a male sarong.
He makes good latte and also plays the tin whistle!!
He swears a lot at work and there is now a 'swear box', very Asda, which he has contributed to on many occasions. We were in the midst of a conversation about certain words...such as the C word which is particularly frowned upon, by some folk, but Man in Shorts protested. He said it's in Chaucer and y'know it's a nice thing.
Don't need to discuss such things in an open plan office - or in an office full stop - or such things, wherever you are, I kinda said - trying hard to pretend to be all politically correct 'n' coy.
So I've given him a challenge - it's my quest to empower the male - to find out whether the F word is derived in some kinda way from the word fecund. He says nah but will research it, on my behalf. Yes I could do it myself ... but that would be boring.
2 comments:
He's right about Chaucer, although the word actually used was "quaint". By a system of euphemistic transference the alternative spellings have come to mean such different things, but it makes me chuckle everytime I hear someone trying to be posh and describing something as quaint. I can't recall the history of the F word but I am sure I would have researched it at some time, and would bet your new flat on it not being anything to do with fecund
What a fucking shame, then.
Post a Comment