Monday, February 05, 2007

Man in Shorts

is back again from India - sporting a sarong. It looks good. His legs aren't bad either. 'But you must be freezing', I say, wearing toggle 38 duvet coat. He says, 'na, mate'. I hate that 'mate' thing. It really drives me virtually insane.

So....he offers to make me a cuppa - and apologises that it's instant stuff - like he knows about me and my pseudo obsession with cawfee.

Maybe I should be a bit more mysterious.

Tomorrow I will arrive wearing a Venetian mask and a Native American headdress.

Will see how my day unfolds.

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